If we were drunk I would...
 Try to fight you
 hug you, uncontrollably cry and continuously say "I love you man"
vomit on you and pass out
we don't drink =/
tell you my complex back story
awkwardly flirt with you
leave to try and get laid
walk up to you and burp
To me you are...
Sexy as hell
If we went on a date...
Treat you with class
take you to a disco
get all "touchy feely"
spend the entire date using bad pick up lines
attempt to cup a feel
try to impress you and inevitably fail
Look at you saying "I can't believe I got this far..."
hang out with you
beat the crap out of you
show you these amazing new shoes that I got for only $17.99
sell cocaine to bail you out of jail
take a bullet for you man
bail you out of jail
Grab you by the shoulders look you deep in the eyes and whisper, "What the actual frick man? "
If you looked out the window at midnight I would...
hold a boom box out over my head and play a romantic song
be hiding the bushes
passed out drunk in a pile of my own vomit
be singing Hungry Like the Wolf
Try to explain to you why I am naked and holding a gas can full of live bats
throw random stuff at your window
stay for a while staring
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Talk to me
NOTICE ME SEMPAI!!!!
Go KICK SOME ZOMBIE BUTT!!
-n't have done that Dave
learn how to speak Spanish.
Get off of DeviantART
You need to hug me